I mean, I'm glad you're feeling better, but, boy, that sick voice of yours was hot. I had no control over what I did yesterday, Peter. What the hell, Lois? Yesterday you were all over me.Īnd then, for a confusing period, inside of me. My white blood cells attacked the pathogens and created antibodies, and then the pathogens were filtered out by my kidneys into my urine and then expelled from my body, you slut. Good morning, Lois! How's it going, Brian? Peter, what happened to your voice? Oh, ho, ho. Young girls love him, but he makes real music that Sorry I'm late. I'm telling you, this kid is the next Justin Bieber. Well, what do you mean? You ever notice how in every photo of P.ĭiddy, his mouth is hanging open? Well, actually, Diddy hired a guy to close his mouth for him. Maybe you could call him, like, Gizmo or something. Replacement? What the hell is this? What? Come on, he's a cute little giraffe. What? Why?! She was afraid he was gonna choke you.īelieve me, I was in control the whole time.īut don't worry, they sent a replacement. Have you seen him? Oh, I thought Lois would've told you.
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This is the first day we're allowed to the end of the driveway, and I intend to take full advantage. You're so vain You probably think this song is about you You're so vain You're so vain. That will always be a secret between me and him. " Don't you think it's time to tell the world who that song was written about? No. Simon, enough years have gone by since you wrote your classic hit, "You're So Vain. I feel like I have a secret lover nobody else knows about. We got a big tournament coming up next week. Me, Joe and Quagmire are going bowling again. Winner! Well, I should probably get going. You still riding with that mangy polecat Fletcher? Fletcher met the long arm of the law at the wrong end of a shotgun and the deep end of a grave at the far end of a dead-end road. Where have you come from? I've come from where I've been. You know, I even won a deep voice contest with Joe yesterday. God, Peter, this voice of yours is really something. It was the first time I had an orgasm out the front and back. Look at you, you fat, gross Moroccans with your ooga-booga food. Our top story, Channel Five News anchor, Tom Tucker, has a meltdown at a local comedy club. We got to send that thing back right away.īoy, I wonder if there's anything more on Channel Two about this. Oh, my God, that's the same teddy bear Stewie has. The bear's eyes can become easily detached and pose a potential choking hazard. You're gonna have to pay a high to if you want to get into this tunnel.įor those of you who turned out to see my stand-up comedy debut at Zany's last night, I again apologize for what I said about Moroccans.īut today's breaking news is that the New England Toy and Game Company has issued an immediate recall of all of its stuffed bears, like the one shown here. Let's pretend you're a tollbooth worker and I'm molesting you. I just threw up two chicken gyros out my nose.īut I want you to keep talking to me in that sexy voice while we do it. Still, she wouldn’t be discouraged, as she grabbed his dick, gave him her baby blue puppy eyes and started stroking it.Peter, what happened to your voice? It-It's so deep. Her pussy was already dripping wet, but he didn’t want to do it! He is a good father and husband, and even though this little slut is looking stunning, he thought to fuck her might be a mistake! The little girl was embarrassed but encouraged to have sex with him. She had had an eye for her friend’s dad for a long time, and now she was looking at him naked and his large, beautiful penis. She heard the noise coming from his bathroom. Feeling horny in the morning she was thinking about playing with her pussy in bed, but then she decided to sneak into her frined’s dad’s room. Her bestie lives in Los Angeles, so this cute little blonde spinner decided to visit her and have a sleepover. Feeling horny in the morning she was thinking about playing with her pussy in bed, but then she decided to sneak into her.